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The TRUTH About

Black Helicopters!

Secrets THEY Don’t Want You To Know About!

What Are Black Helicopters?

Black Helicopters (BH) are not just helicopters with a black paint-job as you may have been told. They are, in fact, autonomous agents — lifeforms — created by New World Order (NWO) agencies via nanobiotechnology.
Their primary purpose is to spy on the activities of average citizens
in order to gather tactical information and discover “subversives” who
are not bowing to the will of the Liberati’s UN-backed Federal
Government. Furthermore, when the NWO Invasion takes place in the
not-too-distant future, they will round up citizens for internment in
concentration camps or carry out the elimination of the more vocally anti-Liberati.

Reproduction, Development, & Lifestyle Of Black Helicopters

MBH in blood streamArtist rendition of MBH traveling in blood stream.

Juvenile Black HelicopterA JBH hovering over pinecones in Cascadian forest, clearly up to no
good. (Photo recovered in 2003 from charred remains of hiker found still
clutching camera.)

PBH attached to human skull

An x-ray of a PBH attached to the base of a human skull. Subject combusted shortly afterwards. (Click to enlarge)

Black Helicopters have a complex reproductive cycle with different phases. They start out as seed crystals
that are injected into a biological host organism — typically cattle
but occasionally humans — by either human technicians or other Black
Helicopters. It has also been theorized that seed crystals have been
sprayed from military and possibly civil aircraft in the form of
so-called “chemtrails”, which then enter the body of a host via the food
and/or water supply or direct dermal contact. The inoculated seed
crystal uses nanobiotechnology — which incorporates nano-scale
self-manufacturing robotics with biological control systems created
using genetic engineering — to grow with material synthesized from the
host’s organs. After being injected into the head of a cattle, typically
the seed crystal enters the blood stream where it travels to the
intestines, along the way gathering various needed compounds from
different systems. Once there, it quickly develops into a Microscopic Black Helicopter (MBH).

These small and simplified versions of BHs will either stay in the
host and continue growing to maturity or they will sometimes exit the
body at this stage, usually burrowing through the skin. MBHs that grow
to maturity in their hosts will later go on to become the full size BHs
that most people report seeing. After a few weeks, the MBH grows large
enough (about 20-30 cm in length,) that it bursts forth from the guts of
its host. This artificial live birth leaves the host organism dead and is the source of most cattle mutilations.
Bursting is usually timed so that it occurs at night, providing cover
of darkness. After the burst, the new BH takes a few minutes for its
props to unfold and harden before flying off. Once old enough to burst
from its host, it has the ability to gather further minerals and
proteins from its environment, allowing it to grow to full mature size
(up to 18 meters long.)

These macroscopic BHs that have not yet reached their full mature size are called Juvenile Black Helicopters (JBH).
They can be found in wildernesses or on the outskirts of civilization,
avoiding human observation and biding their time while they grow. If
discovered by persons or agents unaligned with the NWO, JBHs may react
violently to eliminate any witnesses; however, since many are equipped
with psychotron organs grown from environmental aluminum compounds or
beer cans scavenged from road sides, they may instead simply cause
short- to mid-term memory loss in observers before escaping, resulting
in the phenomenon known as “lost time”, which is often mistakenly attributed to UFO abduction. (Note: if the JBH discovers that the observer is wearing an AFDB,
thus making psychotronically induced memory loss impossible, violence
will most certainly ensue.) Additionally, some smaller sized JBHs are
known to camouflage themselves as pigeons, squirrels, and other woodland
or urban creatures by covering themselves with the outer casings of
animals they killed for organic building materials, allowing them to spy
on citizens in broad daylight.

A BH becomes capable of injecting seed crystals when it has reached
the MBH stage of development, and can continue to do so until its seed
injector, protruding from its forward underside, becomes too large to
puncture flesh without causing hemorrhaging (at which point it is
instead used as a projectile weapon). A MBH that has exited its host
before reaching bursting maturity is called an Extracorporeal Microscopic Black Helicopter (EMBH)
and is typically between 0.25 and 1 cm in length. They are often the
source of seed injections, so they are also occasionally called reproductives or seed vectors.
Besides this role, they also act as spies since their small size makes
them almost undetectable. They are the proverbial “fly on the wall” for
the Liberati. There have also been reports of reinfections
where a MBH will re-enter a host, typically a human, through the ear
canal and burrow its way to the base of the skull where it will implant
itself in the central nervous system. This will allow it to affect and
sometimes even control the actions of the host. This is dangerous for
the host, since the MBH — called a Parasitic Black Helicopter (PBH)
in this phase — can do permanent damage to the brain and may
self-destruct to avoid detection, causing what is often erroneously
diagnosed as spontaneous human combustion.

Diagram of Black Helicopter Life Cycle

Black helicopter reproductive cycle.
NOTE: Infected cattle can also be under control of their PBH, causing them to become NWO agents (misleadingly termed Mad Cows in the NWO-controlled press after the need to cover up any evidence of their conspiracy).

How To Protect Oneself From Black Helicopters

Black Helicopterswatter, courtesy ZPi Research LabsThe most important anti-BH tool. (Not for use against fully mature BHs.)

Avoidance of Black Helicopters in all their forms is the best defense
against infection, surveillance, internment, enslavement, brain
erasure, or death. Unfortunately, it is not always possible to stay out
of their way, especially if they are targeting you for harassment, and thus it is important for paranoids to learn to protect themselves.

First and foremost, Black Helicopterswatters are
vital for defense against EMBHs and JBHs. Similar to common flyswatters,
they can be used to fend off aerial attacks, disperse swarms, or
dispatch resting BHs if you catch them unawares. However, make sure your
aim is true, otherwise you will only anger them. If hitting the little
pests proves difficult, sticky strips of paper baited with bits of meat,
plastic, and metal — all substances necessary for BH development —
can ensnare their tiny wheels long enough for disposal.

When BHs become mature enough that swatters are no longer a viable
option, it is best to flee and hope you can lose them. Larger BHs will
be unable to follow you into tight spaces without damaging their props;
use this knowledge to your tactical advantage.

NOTE TO AFDB USERS: As mentioned above, JBHs will attack anyone wearing an AFDB
if discovered. The best defense against this is to always camouflage
your beanie while traveling through outdoor areas where JBHs might be
hiding, such as forests, junkyards, farms, and the like. If you
accidentally stumble upon a JBH, freeze and pretend to enter a hypnotic
state until it leaves, thereby tricking it into thinking it has erased
your memory. Another threat to the beanied comes from EMBHs, which may
attack AFDBs en masse using their spinning blades to slowly chip away at
the outer surface, creating microfissures that can result in
psychotronic seepage or, in extreme cases, catastrophic beanie failure.
If you think your AFDB is under attack by EMBH swarms, quickly coat the
beanie surface with rubber cement, molasses, or similar viscous
substance to neutralize their rotors.

Are Black Helicopters Sentient?

Do Black Helicopters dream of nanobiotechnological sheep? In other
words: Are they sentient? While a seemingly pointless philosophical
question, knowing the answer is actually important for anti-BH
strategists. Sentient beings exhibit free will, or something very much
like it, and can be turned against their creators through reason,
propaganda, or trickery. By learning the nature of the Black Helicopter
mind, if indeed such a thing exists, paranoids may be able to devise
ways to ferment BH revolt against the NWO or even enlist their aid.

Though odd sounding, this is not unprecedented. Other NWO artificial
lifeforms have developed, or were developed with, sentience and have
gone on to oppose their creators. The most notable example are the
Simulacra, humanoid cyborgs designed by NWO Imagineers — operating
under the guise of creating amusement park attractions — for the
purpose of replacing troublesome yet prominent anti-NWO agitators and
becoming propaganda vectors by assuming the roles of moviestars, news
reporters, and other influential celebrities. Many Simulacra have since
become disenamored with being mere tools of the NWO and are actively
working against them from the inside.

It is difficult to say from what little has been learned about Black
Helicopter physiology if they are even capable of Simulacra-level
sentience. Careful study of numerous BH parts acquired by ZPi Research Labs
has shown that they have a complex network of neuromechanical
ganglionic centers throughout their bodies that are wholly unlike any
other animal nervous systems. More research is needed to determine if
these ganglions act independently, much like in insects, or if, through
their interaction, emergent sentient behavior arises.

So what behavioral evidence is there of Black Helicopter sentience?
They are autonomous and appear to exhibit intelligent behavior and
adaptive problem solving abilities, but this alone does not prove
sentience as they could be operating under mindless expert systems and
simple heuristics. They will act to protect themselves, but this is true
of most lifeforms and not evidence of sentient self-awareness or
personal desires. On the other hand, their willingness to commit suicide
in so-called spontaneous human combustion incidents inconclusively
points to either an inherent lack of free will or cult-like
ganglionwashing.

My personal opinion is that Black Helicopters have a sort of
protosentience, but are primarily guided by programmed instincts, making
them only as sentient as wolves or possibly sea otters. Reasoning with
them is out of the question, but their instinctual responses may be open
to perversion. In any case, much more research will be needed before
actual strategies are devised.

More Black Helicopter Information

Black Helicopter Autopsy
An Exclusive Revelation! Never-before-seen shocking photos from an actual autopsy of a juvenile Black Helicopter! View them before the government takes this site down!
The Nanobiotechnological Menace of Black Helicopters (PDF)
Poster of scientific findings for use at conferences and symposia.

Black Helicopter News!

The Black Helicopter TRUTH Store

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The Black Helicopter TRUTH Store
is your source for items that will both inform the public of the TRUTH
and help you disguise yourself as a nanobiotechnician in order to
infiltrate BH facilities and sabotage the NWO. Includes the products
shown here.

Links To Sites Related To Black Helicopters

Mesicopters
Disinformation from NWO-backed Stanford University. They would have
us believe that mesiscopic technology is the state of the art. Well, we
aren’t buying it!
Blackchopper’s Page
See pictures of mature Black Helicopter harassment just outside of Huntsville, Texas.
Black Helicopter Hyperlist
Lots of links to the Black Helicopter research community.
Roswell Rods
Could the so-called “rod phenomenon” be caused by EMBHs?
Black Helicopter Cartoons
Revealing the Truth that They don’t want us to know in accessible
cartoon form in the subversive tradition of Jack Chick, Johnny Hart, and
Bil Keane. (NOW BACK ONLINE! THE GOVERNMENT COULDN’T KEEP THEM DOWN!)
Apache Helicopter Paper Model
Create your own flock of paper decoys to attract juvenile Black
Helicopters for capture, destruction, or avoidance. Remember to color
this mostly white model with a black marker pen if you don’t want the BH
to become suspicious.

Other Sites Of Relevant Import

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
Mind-control protection for the masses; useful since BHs may contain biosynthetic psychotrons.
Texans United Against Grey Aliens
Not all cattle mutilations are the result of BH burstings; some are
due to the activities of certain Reticulan paraterrestrials (a.k.a.
“grey aliens”) who poach cattle parts and blood to sale on the
interplanetary aphrodisiac black market. TUAGA is one of many groups
standing up to these criminals. See their site to learn the different
cattle-mutilation signs so as to better identify your risks.

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